One Man’s Trash: Chronic Rosterbators Grab Some Reddick
As you might have already figured out from the title of this post, Josh Reddick (+76.1%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. What else could you have possibly guessed? Wait,...
View ArticleA Lispers Nightmare on 1st Street and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 6
What are you all doing here today? It's Mother's Day... shouldn't you be getting out of the basement and going to pick up the pizza for her for once! Go put on your fancy sweatpants, you know, the ones...
View ArticleKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKluber
"Hello, this is the Liquid Paper corporate office. How may I direct your call?" "Well, I'm not sure, to be honest. I run this fantasy baseball blog and--" "You want marketing. I'll direct your call."...
View ArticleBear or Bull: Full Speed Ahead for Avisail?
Miggy Jr. Fantasy sleeper. Future stud. Prince Fielder look-alike. These are just some of the terms and phrases that have been used to describe Avisail Garcia over the past few years. Ok, maybe not the...
View ArticleHoward the Creep and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 7
The year was 2005 and my buddy kept talking about his fantasy baseball team. I had no idea what he was saying most the time, because I had never played the game before. Actually I had barely watched...
View ArticleI’m Jazzy over Gillaspie and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 8
Hey, it's Memorial Day weekend, so I assume most of you aren't here. I guess I'll be chatting with some of our playas' from Europe and that New Zealander Steve. Damn, that came out like I'm hatin' on...
View ArticleEduardo Sawxerhands
One rookie's story comes to life... From the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas and Big Fish. The vets on the pitching staff have outcast him for not meeting their quality standards....
View ArticleThe Excellent Mr. Burns and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 9
All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits! You hate me, and I hate you even more. But without my beloved ringers, you're all I've got. So I want you to remember some inspiring words that someone else...
View ArticleStrasburg Cramping Something Other Than Fantasy Ratios
Effin Strasburg hit the DL on Saturday, which came a day after he pitched five outs of one-run baseball. Compared to his previous starts, Effin looked remarkably better. If he threw 27 outs, that...
View ArticleDraftKings: All Blah Blah The Dodgers And Rockies!
It's the oldest trick in DFS. Blah blah blah Rockies blah blah blah Coors blah blah blah all the money. It's true. If you are the type to play multiple lineups in a day (as I do in low dollar...
View ArticleJustin Turner: Overdrive, and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 10
I hope you don't think I'm doing a BTO theme today with that title. I'm not Homer. When it comes to Canadian rock they are not my cup of tea, I'm a Guess Who fan. You know, the band where the "B" in...
View ArticleWolfgang Ahmeniscus Cozart
Member how I was saying yesterday that I owned Zack Cozart in multiple leagues, and he was a top five shortstop this year on our Player Rater, but I didn't really appreciate him? Do I even need to tell...
View ArticleDon’t Bour Me With the Details and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 11
When looking up something with bore in it to link this title to a video, I came across the classic (to me) Clint Eastwood flick Heartbreak Ridge. Oh how I love this movie... so many classic lines that...
View ArticleThe Wrath Of Karns, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 11
How do you quantify the pure power of you, yes you, the loyal Razzball Nation commenter? How about with an 82 ranking as if from nowhere! I've actually seen Nate Karns pitch in AAA, and I remember not...
View ArticleDeep Impact: Drifters, Bar Flies, and Stellas
Are you all like me? Do you spend hours and hours contemplating how to maximize the value out of that last roster spot currently occupied by a fringe player you aren’t sure about? It’s crazy, we spend...
View ArticleThe YardBYRD Sings for Your Love and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 12
What is not to love about Marlon Byrd? He is one of twenty-one hitters who have 49 homeruns over the past two seasons, and is on pace this year to hit over 20 bombs again. He has been on the DL since...
View ArticleEstrada Be Kidding Me
Donaldson pulling a Jeter? Shades of Armando Galarraga on a play at first in a perfect game? John Gibbons looking like he's sucking on a lemon but really he just happened to glimpse Brett Cecil? The...
View ArticleMiguel And Buy Are On A Need Sano Basis
Miguel Sano in the braino! When Sano, got no braino! Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you come in. Have a seat. Why aren't you wearing pants? Okay, enough small talk! All right, one more bit of small talk. You...
View ArticleRosario Awesome and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 13
I love me a hot schmotato almost as much as I love me a hot Latina. [Jay's Note: I prefer the angry Latina.] Yes, it is true, I love Latin women more than fantasy baseball, except this week, when I...
View ArticleJuan of a Kind and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 14
You can think whatever you want about Juan Uribe. I don't care what anyone thinks, he is one of the most unique players in baseball. A classic character from yesteryear. He has to be a latin 50. Have...
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